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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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