What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

800 people died last year. end of story

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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