- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Your mom.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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