why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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