- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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