Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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