Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Killing your friend as a joke.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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