What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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