- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

what is 3+3= 8

feminism

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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