- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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