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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

salad days!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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