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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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