- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

The Big Band Theory

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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