- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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