- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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