- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Mooses

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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