- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

roses are red poo is poo

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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