Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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