- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

hey hey apple

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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