- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

haha black people :D

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Where's my baby??

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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