- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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