- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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