- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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