- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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