What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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