What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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