- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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