- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How about that airline food?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

H o m o comes out as homo

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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