MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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what's the difference between a duck?

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Dead girls can't say no.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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