How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Sarah Palin.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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