What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

My spelling is horrible

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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