Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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