- Anti Joke

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.