- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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