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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

My spelling is horrible

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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