- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why was the man sad His got raped

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.