- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Women's Rights..

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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