- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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