- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Small Penis.

Boner

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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