how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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