Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

European on my shoes, buddy.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What do you call an blank test? an F

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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