Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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