- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Get on the boat.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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