- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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