- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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