- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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