- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A guy at a baseball game....

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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