Indians

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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