- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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