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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

antonio has a penis head.lol

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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