- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Communism hehe xd

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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