thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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