- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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