Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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