Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Penis chickens

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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