- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

roses are red poo is poo

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Your so gay, that you like men!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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