Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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HOLY COW!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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