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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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