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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Smelly Indians.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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