- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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