Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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