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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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