- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

civil rights

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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