Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Jovan

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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