- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened to my sunglasses?

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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