- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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