- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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