Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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