Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

13 =B you just learned something

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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