- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

i hate non minorities!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Poop

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

a man checks his mypsace

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