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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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