What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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This is a joke.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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