Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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