"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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