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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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