- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Lil Wayne

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Sex

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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