The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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