- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??