- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

360 NO SCOPE

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Obama = ebola

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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