- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Chuck Norris.

Republicans

Allah walked into AK Bar

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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