What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Women's Rights

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What hurts like hell? HELL

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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