- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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