Why are white people white? I don't know

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Anti Joke

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