- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What's white and gluey Glue

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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