What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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