- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

knock knock... ...no answer

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Poker? I barely even know her.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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