Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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