- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Massie is a fatass

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Please ignore this statement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

13 =B you just learned something

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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