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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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