What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Good job, son.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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