What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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