- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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