- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Massie is a fatass

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

God is real.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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