- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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