Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Im taking a shit right now.

My spelling is horrible

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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