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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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