- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

You idiot.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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