- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

woman's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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