Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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