How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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