What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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