- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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