- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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