- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

okay so theres this guy.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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