Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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