A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What page are you on The gay page.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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