When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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