- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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