What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Anti Joke

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