- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Good job, son.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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