- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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