What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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