- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How old are you? 7

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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