- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Boxing on Boxing Day

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Canadians

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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