- Anti Joke

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.