- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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