Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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How old are you? 7

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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