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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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