A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What happened to the fish? It drowned

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

You are joking right?

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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