Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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black people swimming

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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